A few years back, I created the Crazy Survey. As I received people's results from this largely non-scientific survey, I laughed, I cried and I pondered why there were so many crazy people in the world.
Actually, that's not true. I mainly wondered if anyone thought the survey could possibly uncover the secrets of humanity's desire to be unique, yet be similar enough to others to live in society. Up until now, I would have to say the answer has been a resounding no.
But that was up until NOW.
Today you have the opportunity to take the Ultimate Crazy Survey. In simpleton terms, your opportunity to be proven insane just got easier. Many people who filled out the former survey felt the questions didn't accurately solve the validity of determining a psychotic factor. Amazingly enough, these people also scored the highest, which has given me the First Postulate of Determining Craziness: If you are deemed crazy, and you say you aren't, you must be even more crazy than first imagined.
Fill out the survey, find out where you stand amongst the rest of the world and take the rest of the week off. You're going to need to recuperate.