Microsoft outdid the others again ... with cheesiest promo videos ever

I am not considered a big fan of Microsoft by any stretch of the imagination, so if you are, I hope you will realize I'm trying to be unbiased as I talk about one of the lamest things I've ever seen online. And no, I'm not talking about the Internet Pizza.

Back in the '90s, Microsoft apparently made promo videos for its products. What exactly they were thinking when they made the videos for MS-DOS 5 and Windows 386, I have absolutely no idea. I can think of no time during the history of our planet where either of these videos would have been acceptable.

Then again, Bill Gates does have more money than me, so maybe he does know what he's doing.