Joke-telling not always easy on IM

IM tellin' takes a look at a bad joke gone .. er .. bad. It's important to note, however, that one great thing about chatting online is that you do have the capability to make up your own sound effects.

Ben: knock knock

Sean: I HAVE A DOORBELL

Ben: damnit

Ben: DING!

Sean: THAT SOUNDED MORE LIKE A MICROWAVE TIMER

Ben: damnit!!!!!!

Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng

Sean: haha

Sean: who's there?

Ben: septa

Sean: sorry don't want any

Sean: ker-slam!

Ben: damnit!!!!!

Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng

Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng

Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng

Sean: hahah

Sean: *calls the police*...hello....I'm being harrassed by a person claiming to be a train company

Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng

Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng

Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng

Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng

Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng

Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng

Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng

Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng

Ben: knock knock knock kerpow!

Ben: I WILL FINISH MY JOKE

Sean: haha

Sean: SHOTGUN'D!

Ben: i would have been here sooner, septa train was late

Sean: oh man

Sean: all that for a corny joke

Ben: i know

Ben: pretty terrible

Sean: haha

Ben: and now my arm is bleeding!

Ben: good thing you called the cops

Sean: would you say that you're train joke was successfully......DERAILED?!?!

Sean: BA DUM CHIIIIIIIIIIII

Ben: terrible

Ben: tell that one when the policeman arrests you

Ben: for shooting a clown!

Sean: hey....you broke into my house!

Sean: I'm legally allowed to shoot you!

Ben: no, i'm still standing outside

Ben: i just broke the glass on your storm door

Sean: you're standing on my front porch, which is my property

Ben: this is your porch?

Sean: indeed

Ben: i'm standing in front of the house next door, using an extended door knocker

Sean: haha

Ben: I'M A CLOWN!

Sean: THEN HOW DID I SHOOT YOU IN THE ARM?!?!

Ben: you are a clown too ... and you have one of those guns that shoots around corners

Sean: and also how did you tell a joke from way over where I can't hear you

Ben: duh ... i have a megaphone