IM tellin' takes a look at a bad joke gone .. er .. bad. It's important to note, however, that one great thing about chatting online is that you do have the capability to make up your own sound effects.
Ben: knock knock
Sean: I HAVE A DOORBELL
Ben: damnit
Ben: DING!
Sean: THAT SOUNDED MORE LIKE A MICROWAVE TIMER
Ben: damnit!!!!!!
Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng
Sean: haha
Sean: who's there?
Ben: septa
Sean: sorry don't want any
Sean: ker-slam!
Ben: damnit!!!!!
Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng
Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng
Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng
Sean: hahah
Sean: *calls the police*...hello....I'm being harrassed by a person claiming to be a train company
Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng
Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng
Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng
Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng
Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng
Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng
Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng
Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng
Ben: knock knock knock kerpow!
Ben: I WILL FINISH MY JOKE
Sean: haha
Sean: SHOTGUN'D!
Ben: i would have been here sooner, septa train was late
Sean: oh man
Sean: all that for a corny joke
Ben: i know
Ben: pretty terrible
Sean: haha
Ben: and now my arm is bleeding!
Ben: good thing you called the cops
Sean: would you say that you're train joke was successfully......DERAILED?!?!
Sean: BA DUM CHIIIIIIIIIIII
Ben: terrible
Ben: tell that one when the policeman arrests you
Ben: for shooting a clown!
Sean: hey....you broke into my house!
Sean: I'm legally allowed to shoot you!
Ben: no, i'm still standing outside
Ben: i just broke the glass on your storm door
Sean: you're standing on my front porch, which is my property
Ben: this is your porch?
Sean: indeed
Ben: i'm standing in front of the house next door, using an extended door knocker
Sean: haha
Ben: I'M A CLOWN!
Sean: THEN HOW DID I SHOOT YOU IN THE ARM?!?!
Ben: you are a clown too ... and you have one of those guns that shoots around corners
Sean: and also how did you tell a joke from way over where I can't hear you
Ben: duh ... i have a megaphone
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