Joke-telling not always easy on IM
May 28, 2007 - IM tellin' takes a look at a bad joke gone .. er .. bad. It's important to note, however, that one great thing about chatting online is that you do have the capability to make up your own sound effects.
Ben: knock knock Sean: I HAVE A DOORBELL Ben: damnit Ben: DING! Sean: THAT SOUNDED MORE LIKE A MICROWAVE TIMER Ben: damnit!!!!!! Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng Sean: haha Sean: who's there? Ben: septa Sean: sorry don't want any Sean: ker-slam! Ben: damnit!!!!! Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng Sean: hahah Sean: *calls the police*...hello....I'm being harrassed by a person claiming to be a train company Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng Ben: knock knock knock kerpow! Ben: I WILL FINISH MY JOKE Sean: haha Sean: SHOTGUN'D! Ben: i would have been here sooner, septa train was late Sean: oh man Sean: all that for a corny joke Ben: i know Ben: pretty terrible Sean: haha Ben: and now my arm is bleeding! Ben: good thing you called the cops Sean: would you say that you're train joke was successfully......DERAILED?!?! Sean: BA DUM CHIIIIIIIIIIII Ben: terrible Ben: tell that one when the policeman arrests you Ben: for shooting a clown! Sean: hey....you broke into my house! Sean: I'm legally allowed to shoot you! Ben: no, i'm still standing outside Ben: i just broke the glass on your storm door Sean: you're standing on my front porch, which is my property Ben: this is your porch? Sean: indeed Ben: i'm standing in front of the house next door, using an extended door knocker Sean: haha Ben: I'M A CLOWN! Sean: THEN HOW DID I SHOOT YOU IN THE ARM?!?! Ben: you are a clown too ... and you have one of those guns that shoots around corners Sean: and also how did you tell a joke from way over where I can't hear you Ben: duh ... i have a megaphone
Ben: knock knock Sean: I HAVE A DOORBELL Ben: damnit Ben: DING! Sean: THAT SOUNDED MORE LIKE A MICROWAVE TIMER Ben: damnit!!!!!! Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng Sean: haha Sean: who's there? Ben: septa Sean: sorry don't want any Sean: ker-slam! Ben: damnit!!!!! Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng Sean: hahah Sean: *calls the police*...hello....I'm being harrassed by a person claiming to be a train company Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng Ben: DIIIIIING .... donnnnnng Ben: knock knock knock kerpow! Ben: I WILL FINISH MY JOKE Sean: haha Sean: SHOTGUN'D! Ben: i would have been here sooner, septa train was late Sean: oh man Sean: all that for a corny joke Ben: i know Ben: pretty terrible Sean: haha Ben: and now my arm is bleeding! Ben: good thing you called the cops Sean: would you say that you're train joke was successfully......DERAILED?!?! Sean: BA DUM CHIIIIIIIIIIII Ben: terrible Ben: tell that one when the policeman arrests you Ben: for shooting a clown! Sean: hey....you broke into my house! Sean: I'm legally allowed to shoot you! Ben: no, i'm still standing outside Ben: i just broke the glass on your storm door Sean: you're standing on my front porch, which is my property Ben: this is your porch? Sean: indeed Ben: i'm standing in front of the house next door, using an extended door knocker Sean: haha Ben: I'M A CLOWN! Sean: THEN HOW DID I SHOOT YOU IN THE ARM?!?! Ben: you are a clown too ... and you have one of those guns that shoots around corners Sean: and also how did you tell a joke from way over where I can't hear you Ben: duh ... i have a megaphone
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